Dating

Being a redhead on St. Patrick’s Day basically makes you the coolest person in the room (If only for a day… *sigh*). As such, last night I was essentially fodder for the mass of drunk/horny/dirty men at the bar.

Categories: Sex, Dating, Pickups
And in the spirit of the over the topness, I did graze his crotch with my elbow. Or, as they say, his penis with my weenis.

Categories: Flirting, Dating
And I still like him. A lot. In fact, maybe even more so than before. I can’t explain it. It’s just one of those things.

Categories: Sex, Dating
You might be thinking I’m worst than Hitler at this point for breaking down my date, showing her real pictures and talking about what a horrible time it was.

Categories: Dating
So essentially I’m paying money NOT TO make out with girls, when I could NOT be paying money and making out with the same amount of girls. Interesting.

Categories: Dating
I used to date vapid women, as it was just easier.

Categories: Dating, Relationships
Given this lack of exposure to modern means of meeting other women, I am truly fascinated by the concept of “lesbian speed dating.”

Categories: Dating
We’ve tried to be social in the tattoo scene, but the only guys who seem to talk to us either sport prison tattoos or are the size of a dump truck.

Categories: Dating, Tattoos
I lost 25 pounds in 8 weeks on The Diminutive Russian Diet Plan. He was like my own unhealthy Jenny Craig!

Categories: Dating, Sex
Dana, how on Earth could I summon the testicular fortitude necessary to date a chick with a kid? I mean, she’s a chick… and she has a kid.

Categories: Dating, Single Parents
I mean who doesn’t want to meet a pretty girl while doing laundry?

Categories: Dating
I think I’ve already done an extensive analysis of match.com and eharmony.com. But both have proven to be worthless, but ironically expensive.

Categories: Dating
One of the greatest injustices of the world that guys with cellphone wallpapers of girls in gold bikinis are dating girls like this.

Categories: Dating, Justice
You basically want an opposite sex version of yourself, dontcha? When you f**k it’ll be a bit like masturbation, but without the stigma. [Possibly less satisfying too.]

Categories: Dating, Sex
Is this what men have been reduced to now? Are they all regressing back to childhood to avoid any sort of real humiliation or rejection?

Categories: Dating, Pickups
So why is it that if I am faced with a girl I really fancy my finely honed conversational skill deserts me like French infantrymen?

Categories: Dating
As much as I’d've liked him to recognise my formidable intellect, I wasn’t going to shove Proust up his bottom and blart about epistemology

Categories: Dating, Sex
Being a left-brained, logic-minded man, his battery of questions continued to follow the same path, “If you don’t like kids then why did you have so many?

Categories: Children, Parenting, Widow, Dating
The fact that physical attraction can’t be faked has been a scourge of my existence and a deterrent to possibly really functional relationships since 6th grade

Categories: Dating
I’m 35. I’m beyond the age of smiley faces.

Categories: Dating
I’m talking about 2am chasing someone down the street because you are both drunk and couldn’t decide whether to eat McDonalds or Taco Bell without yelling type of drama.

Categories: Dating, Relationships, Drama
it's finally a time to get a proper date coming with wicked candle lights, dead cow parts, fermented grapes and ending off with a bed in some random smokey chamber.

Categories: Dating
Given my dating predilections toward bruised, low-hanging fruit, it probably won’t come as much of a surprise that I haven’t dated a lot of Mensa members, or even women who know what Mensa is

Categories: Dating, Sex
He had a zit on his forehead. He owns a snuggie. At one point he spilled beer down my dress

Categories: Dating
I was totally a teenager: gawky, awkward, flirty, without perspective, fresh, not sure what guys my age liked. Not sure who I was or why anyone would like me.

Categories: Dating
Why do men think I care what their favorite color is? “Oh no - he’s into blue. No way… Next” Really?

Categories: Dating
when your mother, who has volunteered to do your laundry, offers to give you money so you can buy yourself some sexier underwear.

Categories: Mother, Daughter, Dating
So step lively, ladies, and tell us all what we should be doing. Please.

Categories: Sex, Dating
I guess no one can say I wasn't an equal-opportunity dater.

Categories: Dating, Boyfriends
How can someone like all the goofy things that I do and yet be averse to something that I hold so dear: the serial comma.

Categories: Dating

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